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FUCK YOU BRIAN
This is awesome
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(Source: goodbyemnemosyne)
my father always said, “early to bed and
early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy
and wise.”it was lights out at 8 p.m. in our house
and we were up at dawn to the smell of
coffee, frying bacon and scrambled
eggs.my father followed this general routine
for a lifetime and died young, broke,
and, I think, not too
wise.taking note, I rejected his advice and it
became, for me, late to bed and late
to rise.now, I’m not saying that I’ve conquered
the world but I’ve avoided
numberless early traffic jams, bypassed some
common pitfalls
and have met some strange, wonderful
peopleone of whom
was
myself—someone my father
never
knew.
—Charles Bukowski, “Throwing Away the Alarm Clock” (via beardofdefiance)
(Source: larmoyante)
Almost spit my toothpaste out.
These are isopods, the pill bugs of the sea.
The best kind are Cool Ranch, but there are other pretty good ones.
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Let’s just take a minute to appreciate goats.
couldn’t help it
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I’m way into naked women


