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angwomon:

FUCK YOU BRIAN

This is awesome

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my father always said, “early to bed and
early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy
and wise.”

it was lights out at 8 p.m. in our house
and we were up at dawn to the smell of
coffee, frying bacon and scrambled
eggs.

my father followed this general routine
for a lifetime and died young, broke,
and, I think, not too
wise.

taking note, I rejected his advice and it
became, for me, late to bed and late
to rise.

now, I’m not saying that I’ve conquered
the world but I’ve avoided
numberless early traffic jams, bypassed some
common pitfalls
and have met some strange, wonderful
people

one of whom
was
myself—someone my father
never
knew.

—Charles Bukowski, “Throwing Away the Alarm Clock” (via beardofdefiance)

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ratchetmess:

I saw this on my travels in the UK took a pic to share with my followers. I was dying with the stupid lines on the packaging….he’ll batter your bush
  • Camera: iPhone 5
  • Aperture: f/2.4
  • Exposure: 1/20th
  • Focal Length: 4mm

ratchetmess:

I saw this on my travels in the UK took a pic to share with my followers. I was dying with the stupid lines on the packaging….he’ll batter your bush

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shadesofraycharles:

Almost spit my toothpaste out.

shadesofraycharles:

Almost spit my toothpaste out.

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  • Camera: Canon EOS 20D
  • Aperture: f/9
  • Exposure: 1/2th
  • Focal Length: 93mm
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cracked:

These are isopods, the pill bugs of the sea.



The best kind are Cool Ranch, but there are other pretty good ones.

cracked:

These are isopods, the pill bugs of the sea.

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The best kind are Cool Ranch, but there are other pretty good ones.

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triple-word-score:

Let’s just take a minute to appreciate goats.

couldn’t help it 

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I’m way into naked women